I really like Vincent, always straight to the point. He just wasn't very accommodating of my lack of access to technology. Pity.

Vincent Cheng

Good day,

I am Mr.Vincent Cheng Hoi Chuen, GBS, JP Chairman of the Hong Kong and Shanghai Banking Corporation Limited. I have a business proposal of USD $22,500,000.00. Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.

Best Regards,
Mr.Vincent Cheng Hoi.

Simon Sosa

Hey man, I got your message about the business proposal. What do I need to do? I could really use some cash since I only have half of what I need for a down payment for my new house, so I'd really like to get this worked out quickly. There's nothing illegal is there?

Simon Sosa

Vincent Cheng

Hello Partner,

Thank you for your response to my email and your willingness to partner me in this endeavor, considering the money involved, and due to the nature of this transaction, it is necessary for you to be sure of whom you are transacting with, you can visit our webpage and check on my biography from this link as well (http://investinginnature.com/1/2/newsroom/news/2008/vincent-cheng) you can also call our official line +852-282-21111 , but do not talk about this transaction or I may deny knowing you, when you call? ask of Mr. Vincent Cheng chairman HSBC and if I’m on sit, then your call shall be transfer to me, what I will want you to do is to abolish the call before I talk because my official line are not secured means to reach me bearing in mind, the nature of this transaction, because they are periodically monitored to assess our level of customer care in line with our Total Quality Management.

I want to be sure that you are ready, to execute this transaction with me, What I expect from you is trust and commitment, I want this large sum of money transferred with your assistance and you should have nothing to worry about regarding legality AT ALL, because what affects you? Shall also affects me too, considering the paper work we are about to sign together but, I will appreciate you to follow my directives amicably as everything shall be done in accordance passing through all international banking laws, and as a banker I know that if we follow up this transaction diligently it would be completed within 9 working days. Moreso, please check the following link as well for more details of the death of Brigadier Amer Ali Nayef, http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/4160479.stm

I have attached to this mail, an agreement letter which you are to fill and sign, then scan and send it as an attachment via E-mail to me, before the Attorney can go ahead with the preparation of the required documents that shall place you as the sole beneficiary to the funds.

Please reply soonest with the signed agreements letter.

Kind Regards
Mr. Vincent Cheng.

Simon Sosa

Hello Vincent,

Thank you for your prompt response. Unfortunately, I do not have a printer or scanner at my disposal. Is there any other way that we can complete the transaction?

You're ugly,
Josh

Vincent Cheng

Thanks for your response, Please i want you to look for any means on how to scan the document, if possible you can take it to any business center closer to you, I want you to try as much as possible to send the document to me by today or tommorrow, because i want the transfer done latest on monday Morning Hong Kong time

Please i want you to get back to me with the agreement letter which you are to fill and sign, then scan and send it as an attachment via E-mail to me, before the Attorney can go ahead with the preparation of the required documents that shall place you as the sole beneficiary to the funds.

Please reply soonest with the signed agreements letter.

Kind Regards
Mr. Vincent Cheng.

Simon Sosa

Is it okay if I just give you all of the important information? I have a pretty easy signature to copy, so you can just make that up too. That way I don't need to find a scanner. Please let me know if this works for you.

You smell,
Simon Sosa

Vincent Cheng

Dear Partner,

I have read your email and I can not fill plus sign the form for you because it is not appropriate to do so. However, print out the agreement letter and fill out the spaces correctly,  scan and attach it to me via email attachment.

It is very necessary you pass through the process yourself and moreover, it is safer to have your right signature on the agreement letter.

I await your kind response soonest.

Yours truly,
Vincent Cheng Hoi

Simon Sosa

I told you, I don't have a scanner. Really, my signature's easy to do, just scribble some lines. I'm sure that you can do it. Or are you not serious about this business arrangement?

Simon

Vincent Cheng

Thanks for your response, Please i want you to look for any means on how to scan the document, if possible you can take it to any business center closer to you, I want you to try as much as possible to send the document to me by today or tommorrow, because i want the transfer done latest on monday Morning Hong Kong time

Please i want you to get back to me with the agreement letter which you are to fill and sign, then scan and send it as an attachment via E-mail to me, before the Attorney can go ahead with the preparation of the required documents that shall place you as the sole beneficiary to the funds.

Please reply soonest with the signed agreements letter.

Kind Regards
Mr. Vincent Cheng.

Simon Sosa

Look, I'm in this really rural area. There aren't any business centers around me. I'm stuck in this podunk town and I want to get out! Why is that so difficult to understand? Just sign the documents yourself, I'll give you whatever information you need.

Simon

Simon Sosa

Have you made up your mind yet about what we're going to do?

Vincent Cheng

Dear Sosa

Thanks for your update, but am not sure if you are really handling this project with all maturerity and thats is not the good for the kind of partner i really need in this transaction.

how can you say you were not able to sign the document because of some unwanted excuse.

please if you really want to execute this transaction with me kindly forward back the signed document for further proceeding.

Please reply soonest with the signed agreements letter.

Kind Regards
Mr. Vincent Cheng.

Simon Sosa

Hey man, are we still on for this project or what? It's been a while and I haven't heard from you.

Vincent Cheng

Dear Simon

 Thanks for your recent update, but see no way forward since you can get the document signed.

please if you really want to execute this project with me kindly get back to me with the signed agreement letter  so that we can proceed further in this transaction in one peace.

Kind Regards
Mr. Vincent Cheng.